Seriously?

Jan. 31st, 2012 05:05 am
oxfordtweed: (Default)
When I have asked you repeatedly to clean up the computer room because the mess became so bad that it actually broke my tablet, and when your not doing so prevents me from finding the chequebook so I may pay the rent, you are not allowed to make it out to somehow be my fault that the rent has not been paid.
oxfordtweed: (Bee Gees - Moriarty)
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D:

Dec. 7th, 2011 04:34 pm
oxfordtweed: (D: - Rusty)
X-Box, what the fuck is this update? I can't find anything! This is horrible, and why the fuck is Netflix under apps now? It's ALWAYS been under video, you fuckers.

At least you gave me back my 'Recently Watched' list. If I had to go manually searching for my show one more time, I was gonna have to choke a bitch. D:
oxfordtweed: (!!! - Dixon - Jones)
Ryan's dad emailed me today. This doesn't happen often, so I knew that it must have been important.

Uhm. Well. Basically, he's offered to help us buy a condo. Which surprised me a bit.

And then I saw why he had suddenly emailed me with this offer. Apparently you can get a condo in this city for less than $25,000. Yes. Twenty-five. !?!?!?

!?

With a price like that, we could be easily paying each month on tax and mortgage about HALF what we're paying to rent a bedsit. !?!?!?!?
Seriously, !?!?

I have to discuss this with Ryan, but given everything, he'd have to be a fool to turn down this offer.
oxfordtweed: (WTF - Geoff)
I just went down to move my laundry from the washing machine to the dryer. When I got down to the laundry room, one of my socks was on the table in there. Stuff winds up on that table for one of two reasons: either it was left in one of the machines or found on the floor, and someone put it on the table for the owner to find.

But I didn't drop my sock. Because it was wet. And I know it was mine because there aren't many people who would wear knee-high lime green argyle socks (all of my socks are just this side of ridiculous). That, and when I moved my stuff over from the washer to the dryer, I only had one of my green socks in there.

So someone opened up my machine, took out a sock mid-cycle, and put in on the table.


WTF?
oxfordtweed: (Duh - Harry)
Did you know that if you've ever kissed another guy, slapped his arse, or hugged/cuddled him, in any context, you are lying to yourself about your heterosexuality?

Trufax.


And women are totally allowed to make out and cuddle and still be called hetero. As are, apparently, men with a beta-male personality.

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