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oxfordtweed) wrote2011-04-30 07:06 am
oxfordtweed) wrote2011-04-30 07:06 am
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Dear chest acne
I don't mind when you decide to spring up again. My chest is the only place I ever really have a problem with acne, and no-one ever sees it, save Ryan. So, fine. Pop up and be happy for the few days every couple of months you like to make yourself present.
BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DECENT, STAY THE HELL OFF OF MY INK. One little square-inch patch of skin is all I ask. Stay away. You're fucking shit up and making it look bad.
And to my freckles, which appear to be multiplying: STAY THE HELL OFF OF MY INK. That was a very plain patch of skin when I had that tattoo done. I do not wish to see a bunch of spots all over it now. Fuckers. Go away. I don't want to fill that one in, but if you keep at it, I'll be forced to tattoo right over you brown little bastards.
And for a non-ink related update, RE: the patch of missing skin on my arm, after pouring a liberal amount of H2O2 on it (not to self: OW!) yesterday, it seems to be getting better. Doesn't even hurt when I stare at it any more. It'll probably be gone by Monday at this rate. Or... back. Whatever you'd call a missing patch of skin.
BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DECENT, STAY THE HELL OFF OF MY INK. One little square-inch patch of skin is all I ask. Stay away. You're fucking shit up and making it look bad.
And to my freckles, which appear to be multiplying: STAY THE HELL OFF OF MY INK. That was a very plain patch of skin when I had that tattoo done. I do not wish to see a bunch of spots all over it now. Fuckers. Go away. I don't want to fill that one in, but if you keep at it, I'll be forced to tattoo right over you brown little bastards.
And for a non-ink related update, RE: the patch of missing skin on my arm, after pouring a liberal amount of H2O2 on it (not to self: OW!) yesterday, it seems to be getting better. Doesn't even hurt when I stare at it any more. It'll probably be gone by Monday at this rate. Or... back. Whatever you'd call a missing patch of skin.