Huh. When did that happen?

Apparently, I'm in a valley right now, and have been for a few weeks. I only just noticed this... just now, which is how these things usually go for me. I've been sleeping 14+ hours a day, and when I am awake, I'm just binging on Friends, which has been annoying the piss out of Ryan (I just know it). I don't so much go to bed because I'm tired, either. I just feel like bed is where I should be, so I go.

I may have also figured out what the trigger was this time. I think by now, most of you have heard me whinging on about Shaun, my hot former-co-worker. A couple of weeks ago, Ryan stole my phone and started texting him again, trying to get Shaun to take me out. Predictably, nothing came of it, and I was left humiliated and feeling like trash, because I'm not really the sort of girl guys want to date. Hell, you all saw how Joe ended.

I need a new me, is what I need. It's not so much that mine is broken, inasmuch as I don't think I've ever actually had one to begin with.

Huh.

I have a plan

And goddamnit, it's going to work.