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oxfordtweed) wrote2011-03-22 06:31 pm
oxfordtweed) wrote2011-03-22 06:31 pm
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Damn
Was just enjoying a relaxing bath with one of my textbooks, when I dropped said textbook into the water.
Luckily, I was on the chapter on time dilation, and have a fairly firm grasp of how to go about sending myself about 10 minutes back in time to prevent myself from dropping my book. Now, all I need is enough nuclear bombs to tear open a hole in the fabric of spacetime and a giant rod, roughly the mass of Jupiter, to turn that hole into a wormhole, which can take me to 10 minutes ago.
Or maybe this would be a bad idea. I might startle myself and cause my textbook to fall into the water anyway. Probably best to just let it air out on its own.
Luckily, I was on the chapter on time dilation, and have a fairly firm grasp of how to go about sending myself about 10 minutes back in time to prevent myself from dropping my book. Now, all I need is enough nuclear bombs to tear open a hole in the fabric of spacetime and a giant rod, roughly the mass of Jupiter, to turn that hole into a wormhole, which can take me to 10 minutes ago.
Or maybe this would be a bad idea. I might startle myself and cause my textbook to fall into the water anyway. Probably best to just let it air out on its own.