Well, that was a fun shopping trip

[oxfordtweed]

You know the sort, where you come up to the check out stand with a black light, a jar of olives, four cans of chilli, a notebook, a pair of shoe inserts, a box of latex gloves, and a tube of KY Jelly. And when the girl behind the counter gives you that really weird look, the only thing you can really say is, "It's probably weirder than what you're imagining."

For the record, my old funky light burnt out, I enjoy munching on olives as a snack, we're just plain out of chilli, I need a new notebook for writing my random ideas down, my shoes are too big, and I plan on doing some very dirty things to Ryan in the very near future.