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1. What curse word do you use the most?
Bollocks, or cock/ing.

2. Do you own an iPod?
Does an iPhone count?

3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
glam_jam, jihad_junk, and writingvixen when she's around.

4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
No idea. I don't use it.

5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
My "boyfriend" from church camp. I use the quotes, because I was like, 10 at the time.

6. Do you remember where you were on 9/11/01?
I was in maths class when I heard about it. Unrelated, it was one of the only maths classes I've ever passed.

7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take it

8. What was the last movie you watched?
Zombieland

9. Do any of your friends have children?
Yep

10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
I've been known to say it, myself..

11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Occasionally.

12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
I think it's actually a blank DVD. Or porn (the CD drive on my computer is like any computer CD drive, and does lots of stuff)

13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate milk. I don't care that I'm 24, it's good, damnit.

14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Most likely. I dunno.

15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Around Christmas. I had a giftcard.

16. Can you whistle?
Yep

17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair and weight. I'm not necessarily picky, but I do have preferences with both.

18. What are you looking forward to?
I can't think of anything.

19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Ren & Stimpy, Beavis & Butthead.

20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Nope

21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Cleaning the house

22. Is anyone in love with you?
I'd like to think so

23. What was the last song you heard?
Fuck, I dunno. Something by Orgy, I think.

24. When was the last time you cried?
All the time.

25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Desktop

26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I've got a few tattoos in mind.

27. What’s the weather like?
Cold and wet.

28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
Yeah, why not?

29. What did you do before this?
Woke up.

30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
Ooh, I don't know. That always ends badly, so I try to avoid it.

31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
8-10, depending.

32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Nope.

33. Are your days fast-paced?
Depends on the day.

34. What did you do last night?
Reorganised my blog

35. Do you use sarcasm?
Yes, but I'm bad at it.

36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
25. 25

37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Very much so.

38. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Nope.

39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
Opposite.

40. Do you like mustard?
In moderation.

41. Do you sleep on your side?
I dunno, I'm asleep.

42. Do you watch the news?
I'd like to, but Ryan finds it boring.

43. How did you get one of your scars?
Just one? Well, the one I get asked about most is the one on my forehead. I ran into a wall as a kid.

44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Well, the guy I yanked this from filled his answers with passive-aggressive responses aimed at me, so him!

45. Do you like anybody?
Of course.

46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Lunch meat.

47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
Right, I think?

48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
I don't swim.

49. What colour is your razor?
Don't have one.

50. What is your blood-type?
Don't know.

51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
No one. I don't really like contact, unless it's on my terms.

52. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
That my husband forced a room mate into BDSM 3 way sex, left me and ran away with the said pregnant room mate, and then shanked someone at a party because he loved that same bitch cunt whore so huggy muggy much.

53. How do you feel about carrots?
I feel that this question about carrots is odd.

54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
We don't have a dining room table, because it would just inevitably wind up covered in useless crap.

55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Which one's married to Beckam?

56. Do you know what time it is?
1:01 am

57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Nope.

58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Probably get really mad at the landlord, because if I were to get stuck in a lift, it would be the one here.

59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
Dunno.

60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
F.

61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yeah, but I'm mostly over it.

62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Probably.

63. Do you like to sleep?
Who doesn't?

64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Arizona and Hawaii

65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Yes. What of it?

66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 Mustang?
Fucking American muscle car crap. Some of them are nice to look at, but they're good for going in a straight line because of their rock-hard chassis. Take a corner in that, and it'll kill you. If I were to get a car in bright yellow, it would be a 911 Carrera or a Lambourghini Gallardo. Those cars were DESIGNED for hideous colours like that. Ooh, or a Lotus Elise. But those look best in green.

67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
Material? I dunno. Abstract? To be a television writer.

68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Yes, because I haven't got a razor.

69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I don't swim, remember?

70. Do you wear a lot of black?
I try not to.

71. Describe your hair:
Annoying.

72. Do you have Entomophobia?
What is that? Bugs? I'm too lazy to Google it.

73. Are you an adult?
A rather strange sort of adult, but yes.

74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
Fuck if I know.

75. Do you have a tan?
Ha! You kidding?

76. Are you a television addict?
I used to be really bad in college and high school. Then again, when I was in college and high school, NBC was still in its golden age. Everyone was addicted to television.

77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
In moderation.

78. Are you a sugar freak?
No.

79. Do you like orange juice?
Yes.

80. What sign are you?
Fuck if I know.