oxfordtweed: (Facepalm - Bernard)
Richard Book is Innocent ([personal profile] oxfordtweed) wrote2011-01-02 11:04 pm

I am convinced that I do not live in the real world

No, I live in the sort of world where my idiot husband is too busy looking at snow to notice an SUV running a stop sign, which subsequentially gets him hit by said SUV. And then, idiot husband sends me a text, saying, "You do rent tomorrow. I was just hit by an SUV. I'm OK."

This is not the proper way to word this sort of text message.

Naturally, I tried to call him. Ten times. The only reason I even got hold of him is because he finally rang me back. Apparently the SUV driver gave him $100 and a ride to work.


Yep. Ryan was just hit by an SUV, and he went straight to work. I swear to god, I may wind up killing him for this.