Idea shamelessly nicked from tawg

As some of you might have seen, my partner in crime is doing this really slick commentary thingy, in which she, well, does a commentary for a fic. It seems kinda cool, so I figured I'd give it a go. What fics would y'all like to see me hack and slash to pieces?

Today is a bit of a sad one

So, it's Conan's last show, tonight. It makes me a bit weepy that Joel's not going with to LA, but at least the band is.


Three months until the Tonight Show, though. It's gonna be great.


I seem to have lost all of my Conan icons :(

Nicked from glam_by_the_lb

These are supposedly 27 questions that no one would ever think to ask. Answer them, then REPOST.


1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
- Would anyone notice if I shaved my head?

2. How much cash do you have on you?
- I would have to be wearing trousers to have pockets for carrying cash. So none.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
- Pest.

4. Favorite planet?
- Well, I'd say Pluto, but some fucker's decided it doesn't count.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
- A 443 number. Where the FUCK is 443? O_o

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
- The TARDIS. But right now, it's a Ballboy song.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
- Some stripey nonsense.

8. Do you "label" yourself?
- No. I'm too disorganised for such things.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
- Route 66. They're those slip on things that you'd see worn in hospital, or something. And WAY too big D:

10. Bright or dark room?
- Depends on where in the room you're standing.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
- DORK

13. What happened to number 12?
- Someone dropped the ball, didn't they?

14. What were you doing at midnight last night?
- Watching Life on Mars with Joe

15. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
- glam_by_the_lb replied to your post: Danny Shrugged. ?Yeah?? He didn?t sound very certain, but seemed to like the idea anyway. I totally got a mental image of th

LJ sends me SMS updates, but truncates them, so I have to check my email, anyway.

16. Where is your nearest 7-11?
- Outside the main gates to the complex.

17. What's a saying that you say a lot?
- Cock

18.Who told you they loved you last?
- Ryan

19. Last furry thing you touched?
- My evil cat, Dexter.

20. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days?
- None. Unless you count my internet addiction.

21. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
- I don't use film any more.

22. Favorite age you have been so far?
- I'unno

23. Your worst enemy?
- The Daleks. Wait....

24. What is your current desktop picture?
- A frame from the Shaun of the Dead comic; the one where Shaun's got a dart in his head.

25. What was the last thing you said to someone before becoming Intimate?
- "Where'd you put the damn lube?"

26. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret, which would it be?
- Money.

27. Do you like someone?
- Like is a very strong word. I tolerate lots of people, though.

And now, for something completely different.

I've suddenly just got this absurd idea to take Fred out for a photo shoot tomorrow. I think I'm gonna.