Here's a question

Why is it that if you say something horrible about religion/race/sexuality/et cetera and present it in a humourous manner, everyone laughs, but if you ask a serious question about these same subjects, then you're just deliberately trying to be offensive?


Has anyone else ever noticed that?

There is nothing happening today.

So I'll do a meme.


A - Act your age?

I... guess? I don't really know many people my age, so I'm not sure how to answer this question.

B - Born on what day of the week?

Friday. I totally just looked that up, because I never knew that.

C - Chore you hate?

Dishes. Grah.

D - Dad's name?

Dad? Bill. If your asking for bio-dad, that's Terry. I don't know him, though. I did just spend a week at my dad's over the summer, though.

E- Essential makeup item?

Don't wear it. I do occasionally paint my nails. But I'm lame at keeping up with it.

F - Favorite actor/actress?

I really adore Simon Pegg. Also, Paul Giamatti and Kevin Spacey.

G - Gold or silver?

Silver. Gold is all yellow and gross.

H - Hometown?

I always just claim Portland. I don't think that I can technically answer this question, though, since by the time I started high school, I'd already lived in about 20 different states.

I - Instruments you play?

I don't. I pretend to play the guitar, though.

J - Job title?

Nothing.

K - Kids?

Nope.

L - Living arrangements?

Cruddy little apartment.

M - Mum's name?

Caren.

N - Nude?

I always feel like I'm on display, so no.

O - Overnight hospital stays?

:-|

P - Phobia?

I'm slowly working on overcoming an irrational fear of the dark.

Q - Quote you like?

Eat exuding oinks upon and bleed decrepit broken bones at caustic spells of hell -- that's been in my head all week. Please make it go away.

R - Religious affiliation?

No, thanks.

S - Siblings?

Four.

T - Time you wake up?

Whenever I'm done sleeping.

U - Unique habit?

Erm...I think it's more of a tic than a habit, but I go mad if my taskbar doesn't stay in a certain order. Thunderbird must ALWAYS be far left, next to the quick launch. Firefox is always right next to Thunderbird. Then is whatever auxiliary application I'm running (Paint Tool SAI, Plants vs Zombies, et cetera), followed by my IM windows. If, for some reason, they get out of order, I have to close everything out and put it back.

V - Vegetable you refuse to eat?

Onions. Because they will kill me.

W - Worst habit?

Procrastination, totally.

X - X-rays you've had?

Everywhere.

Y - Yummy food you make?

Spaghetti Bolognese. Is delicious.

Z - Zodiac Sign?

Sorry, what?