Things

• I hate the word 'Cumberbitch,' and don't even know why it needs to exist.


• I have discovered dry wax. My hair has since forgotten what gravity is. I've used it twice, and it's already well worth what I paid for it.


• I think I may be in love with my Yuletide assignment. I offered specifically to avoid contact with the fandoms that are burning me out or pissing me off lately, and was still paired with someone I know from said fandoms. But not for those fandoms, and her prompt is glorious.


• I have had an eight-year-old child in my face for the last two days. I am a quiet man of simple and secluded habits. I have no idea how to yell with screaming, hyper children. My headache at the moment is nigh on unbearable.


• Saw my sister today for the first time in forever. Wasn't able to do much visiting because aforementioned spoilt small child had the television on at full volume and kept leaping off of the sofa.


• Finally got my new dressing gown out of the laundry. It's hideous brown, goes to my ankles, and has the weirdest fucking lapels on the planet. It may be a new favourite.


• I think my diet may be driving my mother crazy. She has no idea how to cook without that to which I am allergic.


• I find myself lately fighting a constant battle of tact and manners. I fear I may lose, at which case I shall be extremely disappointed with myself. I'm amazed I've been able to hold my tongue for so long. In the event that I fail to remain tactful, I fell I should apologise in advance. No, I am not able to specify on this, for reasons of this damned annoying tact. I just wanted to get something of it down all the same.


• The more I think about my decision for Thursday, the more I think it's a stupid idea. >.>


• In the course of typing up the previous dot point, the spoilt child came in to bug me. I successfully bitchfaced him away. I appear to be getting better at this.


• I should be writing. I am completely unable to think. My brain is mush. I may take over my mother's bedroom tomorrow in order to get something accomplished.