have you written...
Genderswap: No.
Bodyswap: No.
Drunk!fic: Not outright. I've written stories in which someone dies, and it has a huge impact on the canon characters, but I haven't yet killed off a canon character. Yet. I'm working on it.
Huddling together for warmth: Yes, but it was never posted, because it sucked.
Undercover in a gay bar: No, but there's good fodder, there.
Pretending to be married: I've written Spaced fic. Does that count?
Secretly a virgin: No, but I am subscribing to
annlarimer's also stolen subscription that Doris Thatcher is secretly a virgin.
Amnesia: No. Well, I role played it. Kinda.
Cross-dressing: No. And I think I may be the only one in all of Sandford to have not done it. O_o
Forced to share a bed: Under what circumstances could one be "forced" to share a bed? Surely the floor is not made of lava. (which, now that I think of it, that's a game that was CLEARLY created by children, as their rooms are constantly in a state of disarray, and it can't possibly be played in a clean house. But I digress)
Aliens make them do it: No. I'm struggling to figure out how to make it fit into most of my fandoms. Maybe H2G2?
Wingfic: No.
Mpreg: No, though again, that's a subject for the H2G2 fandom.
Mistakenly assumed to be gay:
sandfordpolice. I mean yes.
Let's play truth or dare: No, because all of my characters are adults. They don't play truth or dare.
Not sober, anyway.Mary Sue fic: God, I hope not. Probably, though.
Aphrodisiacs: Does several pints of bitter count?
Curtainfic: No-- what?
Hurt/Comfort: Written and role played. And it was angst-tastic!
Apocalypse fic: Yes, actually. Zombies invaded the UK, and the poor under-equipped officers had no idea what to do.
Someone has a baby: Yes. And it was the same Angst-tastic fic mentioned above.
Baby!fic: If this means "Super cop Nicholas Angel is a baby," then no. Not unless you count that thing I did where I listed off a bunch of facts about him, and I mentioned him being born.
Telepathic soulbonding: No. Sounds kinky, though.
Werewolves mate for life: What?