Hrm...

I need to find a way to raise about $3000. To quote Jeremy Clarkson's famous "last words," how hard can it be?


(This is not for bills, nor is it for any sort of dire circumstance. Instead, it's for a project which has the potential to either be a LOT of fun, or an incredible disaster.)

Books That are Bad and should be Banned from All Libraries

The Bible
On the Road, Jack Kerouac
National Geographic magazines
Newspapers
Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury
Animal Farm, George Orwell
1984, George Orwell
A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess
Everything by Stephen King
Uncle Tom's Cabin, Harriet Beecher Stowe
The Torah
Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Mark Twain
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain
The Hitchhiker's Guide series, Douglas Adams and Eoin Colfer
To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee
the entire Harry Potter series, JK Rowling
the entire Lord of the Rings series, JRR Tolkien
The God Delusion, Richard Dawkins
Comic Books (including manga)
Video Media
Recorded Media
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Mark Haddon
The Qur'an
The Oddessy, Homer
The Iliad, Homer
The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald
The Hound of the Baskervilles, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Hot Zone, Richard Preston




I got bored at this point, and just decided to stop. And, for those who didn't figure it out, I am of course being facetious for the purposes of proving a point. Although, I would not be surprised if some wacko has already petitioned to have every one of these banned.