I find this whole thing terribly annoying

I haven't slept in my own bed in about a fortnight. At least. This is because, for one reason or another, I can't.

I've no idea what it is. I go back there to have a lie down, and I just can't fall asleep. And then my hip hurts and then I get really itchy, and it's an hour and a half later and all I've accomplished is a bit of whimpering, a lot of tossing and turning, and scratching my arms raw.

And then I come out to the sofa and I'm out within minutes.


Either I'm losing a very specific part of my mind, or it's time to get a new bed.

I find this whole thing terribly annoying

I haven't slept in my own bed in about a fortnight. At least. This is because, for one reason or another, I can't.

I've no idea what it is. I go back there to have a lie down, and I just can't fall asleep. And then my hip hurts and then I get really itchy, and it's an hour and a half later and all I've accomplished is a bit of whimpering, a lot of tossing and turning, and scratching my arms raw.

And then I come out to the sofa and I'm out within minutes.


Either I'm losing a very specific part of my mind, or it's time to get a new bed.

WHY is it so cold?

It's not even a case of me being inappropriately cold, as Ryan is wont to accuse me of doing. I'm looking at the temperature, and cursing the 45° weather with a windchill of 36° thanks to 25-30mph winds.

FUCK THIS SHIT. I WANT SUMMER.

WHY is it so cold?

It's not even a case of me being inappropriately cold, as Ryan is wont to accuse me of doing. I'm looking at the temperature, and cursing the 45° weather with a windchill of 36° thanks to 25-30mph winds.

FUCK THIS SHIT. I WANT SUMMER.

Meme because I am bored

1. How many clowns would it take to freak you out?

I dunno. Depends on the sorts of clowns, I'd say. Regular clowns, or the killer sort that come from outer space?

2. What is your favourite card game?

Village Idiot. But I have to be re-taught every time we play, because I forget the rules every time, which inevitably leads to me just throwing all my cards down and shouting, "Go, Johnny, go go go go!" at least once.

3. Are the undies you're wearing right now age appropriate?

Does a dressing gown count? Because that's all I'm wearing.

4. Five things you can touch right now without getting up.

Bag of Doritos, bottle of ginger ale, hair brush, fic notes, my iPhone.

5. You have to be somewhere on the fourth floor of a building. Do you take the lift/elevator?

Oh, I'm half tempted to delete this question and replace it with something else, just out of spite. Yes, I take the lift. Even when it threatens to stall with me in it, because getting trapped in it is still less painful than taking the stairs.

6. How do you feel about your reflection?

My reflection is fine. It's photographs of myself that I can't bear. I'm always used to seeing myself in mirror vision, so I just look WRONG in photograph. And my freckles are on the wrong side of my neck, from my perspective, in photograph. That bothers me.

7. What are you thinking about right now?

This meme. Duh.

8. Write the first word that comes to mind.

fasdfjalsdfa Fuck don't put me on the spot like that.

9. Dog person or cat person?

Cats. Definitely.

10.If you came across $2,000 (or other currency) would you keep it or turn it in?

I've kept it before, and I'd keep it again. How do you think my broke ass was able to afford an iPhone in the first place?

11.What was the last thing that you bought?

New notebook. For fic notes.

12.If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Somewhere that has both culture and dry heat. And then I would live there.

13.Where do you see yourself in five years?

In a slightly bigger flat, but otherwise, right where I'm at now. I'm fairly genuinely happy lately. And I don't even have to juggle apples to be able to say that.

14.Last book you've read?

I'm currently knee-deep in about four different books at once. The last one I clapped eyes on was a physics textbook (which I dropped in the bath the other day)

15.What are you doing this weekend?

My weekend is almost over. I slept. And will be doing more of that shortly.

16.If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?

I dunno. I can fake a fair amount of them, but I don't understand time. Or scale. Or know how to read music. Basically, it's maths with strings and reeds and valves. No wonder I suck at it.

17.How are you?

Bored. See title.

Meme because I am bored

1. How many clowns would it take to freak you out?

I dunno. Depends on the sorts of clowns, I'd say. Regular clowns, or the killer sort that come from outer space?

2. What is your favourite card game?

Village Idiot. But I have to be re-taught every time we play, because I forget the rules every time, which inevitably leads to me just throwing all my cards down and shouting, "Go, Johnny, go go go go!" at least once.

3. Are the undies you're wearing right now age appropriate?

Does a dressing gown count? Because that's all I'm wearing.

4. Five things you can touch right now without getting up.

Bag of Doritos, bottle of ginger ale, hair brush, fic notes, my iPhone.

5. You have to be somewhere on the fourth floor of a building. Do you take the lift/elevator?

Oh, I'm half tempted to delete this question and replace it with something else, just out of spite. Yes, I take the lift. Even when it threatens to stall with me in it, because getting trapped in it is still less painful than taking the stairs.

6. How do you feel about your reflection?

My reflection is fine. It's photographs of myself that I can't bear. I'm always used to seeing myself in mirror vision, so I just look WRONG in photograph. And my freckles are on the wrong side of my neck, from my perspective, in photograph. That bothers me.

7. What are you thinking about right now?

This meme. Duh.

8. Write the first word that comes to mind.

fasdfjalsdfa Fuck don't put me on the spot like that.

9. Dog person or cat person?

Cats. Definitely.

10.If you came across $2,000 (or other currency) would you keep it or turn it in?

I've kept it before, and I'd keep it again. How do you think my broke ass was able to afford an iPhone in the first place?

11.What was the last thing that you bought?

New notebook. For fic notes.

12.If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Somewhere that has both culture and dry heat. And then I would live there.

13.Where do you see yourself in five years?

In a slightly bigger flat, but otherwise, right where I'm at now. I'm fairly genuinely happy lately. And I don't even have to juggle apples to be able to say that.

14.Last book you've read?

I'm currently knee-deep in about four different books at once. The last one I clapped eyes on was a physics textbook (which I dropped in the bath the other day)

15.What are you doing this weekend?

My weekend is almost over. I slept. And will be doing more of that shortly.

16.If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?

I dunno. I can fake a fair amount of them, but I don't understand time. Or scale. Or know how to read music. Basically, it's maths with strings and reeds and valves. No wonder I suck at it.

17.How are you?

Bored. See title.