![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
So, I'm in the bath, as I tend to be. With my candles and watching Pete's Dragon on my phone. Because, you know, Pete's Dragon is awesome, stfu.
But the problem with watching things on my phone is that my phone gets text messages sometimes. And when it gets text messages, a Dalek screams "EXTERMINATE" at me. And I'm a jumpy, twitchy mofo at the best of times. I don't expect to be exterminated by a Dalek when I'm watching Disney movies on my phone in the bath.
So when it did happen, I had a massive flail. And knocked my candles into the bath. Hot wax everywhere, ruined the candles. General suckitude.
Bet you didn't see that coming, did you? Yeah, neither did I.
But the problem with watching things on my phone is that my phone gets text messages sometimes. And when it gets text messages, a Dalek screams "EXTERMINATE" at me. And I'm a jumpy, twitchy mofo at the best of times. I don't expect to be exterminated by a Dalek when I'm watching Disney movies on my phone in the bath.
So when it did happen, I had a massive flail. And knocked my candles into the bath. Hot wax everywhere, ruined the candles. General suckitude.
Bet you didn't see that coming, did you? Yeah, neither did I.
